gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

"She was desperate and she was choosy at the same time and, in a way, beautiful, but she didn’t have quite enough going for her to become what she imagined herself to be."

Charles Bukowski, Factotum (via feellng)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(via n4uticalbliss)

perrfectly:

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

lasagnababy:

when you’re the only well behaved kid in the whole class

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inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

aculturedpearl:

Louboutins are redefining the “nude” pump— now available in five shades.  Great initiative!

aculturedpearl:

Louboutins are redefining the “nude” pump— now available in five shades.  Great initiative!

gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace all at the same time i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work


order of importance in piper’s life

order of importance in piper’s life