• kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

tobiaswraithwall:

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airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

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youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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